Thursday, May 1, 2014

Ready. Set. Go!

It's open!!!


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

OK, you animals!!!

It's that time again. Registration opens at high noon on 5/1 as always!

Who is going to be the first victim this time??

As usuall, this race is pre-registratrion only. We are capping at 300 as to continue to be able to focus our undivided attention on your suffering.

We plan to continue on with our traditional methods of beat down for your torturous pleasure:

There will be nice cash purses to the Pro categories.
There will be post race food.
There will be pain & agony.
There will be music.
There will be humans outdoing themselves.

Who's ready to race?

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Monday, September 16, 2013

Entry Transfers

People looking to purchase a transfer have to take care of that through BikeReg. Visit the site and purchase a $10 transfer. Purchaser will need to know the seller's full name and BikeReg confirmation number. Once we get the notification from BikeReg, we make the change on our end. Categories are irrelevant.

The transfers will be able to be purchased up until noon on 10.8.13

Check out our Facebook Group for some transfer options.

Friday, September 13, 2013

That's a wrap...

And we are closed...thank you very nice, please call again.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Racers Beware!!!

Goofed Registration
Many of you have made some goofs while registering! Rather than dealing with each issue via email, consider this the official communique. Your info will be checked against the USAC database and you will be put in the proper category.
License Required
If you registered stating that you "have a license" and it turns out that it is expired or doesn't exist, remember to bring $5 CASH to race day!
PRO Categories
This just in! Pro cats have been changed to OPEN! Feeling frisky? Already regged in the "mortal" cats? Hit us up. Day of / Walk Up registration is reserved for PROFESSIONAL RACERS ONLY holding a current, valid USAC License.
If you are moved and have an issue with it, don't hesitate to contact us at
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

OK victims, here we go again!

Registration opened at noon today and the peeps have started filing in. Remember; PREREGISTRATION ONLY! We are once again capping at 300. If you have a valid PRO license, you can walk up on race day.

This cycle we have added a, OPEN FAT BIKE MALE and FEMALE category for your deviant pleasure, if that's your thing.

The PRO class prize money has risen significantly:

  • 1st = $750
  • 2nd = $500
  • 3rd = $250

The payouts are equal for men and women (as they have always been with us)

We have also changed policy and will be allowing transfers (for a small fee) up until October 8th.

We will check in with from time to time as the year rolls on.


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Friday, April 19, 2013

THIS. JUST. IN..........

We hope the latest news of the scum who did the nasty at the Boston Marathon was apprehended finds you all in good health. In the spirit of all that is sportsmanlike and good in the world, we would like you to all save the date for:

Something Wicked Events presents 6 Hours of Cathedral Pines 2013

We had some hiccups in 2012 and are BACK WITH A VENGEANCE.


Proceed with caution, we will have had 2 years of pent up, planned torture for you all come this November 23rd 2013. Obey the bunny.